Yeah, An Insurance Policy

Sure, YOU've probably never heard of using a dick pic as an insurance policy.

But maybe you never loved dick pics the way I do. Or maybe you don't think the way I do. You always gotta try to be one step ahead in the "screwing people" game.

And BTW, don't you think you owe an apology? I'm batting 1 for 4 now.

Update:
WTF! Did somebody leak my insurance policy pic?
Dirty rotten unethical bastards.

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"Dedicated to dim bulbs everywhere"