Don't Believe College Professors

As demonstrated, college professors are dangerous to society. All you have to do is piece together what they say in a creative way.

I'm SO pleased that I can get such wonderful publicity thanks to my creative genius.

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Long-Form Birth Certificate Means NOTHING

I want to see the placenta.

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Beck Threw Me Under The Bus!

Waaaaah Waaaaaah Waaaaah

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