"Stop Raping People!"

How to look like an utter ass:

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Yeah, An Insurance Policy

Sure, YOU've probably never heard of using a dick pic as an insurance policy.

But maybe you never loved dick pics the way I do. Or maybe you don't think the way I do. You always gotta try to be one step ahead in the "screwing people" game.

And BTW, don't you think you owe an apology? I'm batting 1 for 4 now.

Update:
WTF! Did somebody leak my insurance policy pic?
Dirty rotten unethical bastards.

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Why the hell won't Joan Walsh apologize?

After all the rational debate we've had with her?

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See? He Apologized!

I am THE BEST!

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Weiner Weiner Weiner

Hey, I got LOTS of pics.
And if I don't have enough, I'll take some more.

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Okay, Okay, Maybe It WAS My Underwear

No, wait, I haven't had a boner like that for YEARS.

Couldn't have been mine.

Case closed.

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University of Missouri Lies

I don't care what the University of Missouri says, that video was NEVER "doctored". No medical professional ever came near it.

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