Okay, Okay, Maybe It WAS My Underwear

No, wait, I haven't had a boner like that for YEARS.

Couldn't have been mine.

Case closed.

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University of Missouri Lies

I don't care what the University of Missouri says, that video was NEVER "doctored". No medical professional ever came near it.

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Obama Edited The Videos

I have it on good authority that Obama has edited those bin Laden videos to fool us into believing his propaganda. James O'Keefe is undoubtedly now hard at work preparing the REAL videos to demonstrate it was actually a military operation to promote prostitution and register illegal voters in Pakistan.

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