Yeah, An Insurance Policy

Sure, YOU've probably never heard of using a dick pic as an insurance policy.

But maybe you never loved dick pics the way I do. Or maybe you don't think the way I do. You always gotta try to be one step ahead in the "screwing people" game.

And BTW, don't you think you owe an apology? I'm batting 1 for 4 now.

Update:
WTF! Did somebody leak my insurance policy pic?
Dirty rotten unethical bastards.

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Why the hell won't Joan Walsh apologize?

After all the rational debate we've had with her?

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See? He Apologized!

I am THE BEST!

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Weiner Weiner Weiner

Hey, I got LOTS of pics.
And if I don't have enough, I'll take some more.

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Okay, Okay, Maybe It WAS My Underwear

No, wait, I haven't had a boner like that for YEARS.

Couldn't have been mine.

Case closed.

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University of Missouri Lies

I don't care what the University of Missouri says, that video was NEVER "doctored". No medical professional ever came near it.

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Obama Edited The Videos

I have it on good authority that Obama has edited those bin Laden videos to fool us into believing his propaganda. James O'Keefe is undoubtedly now hard at work preparing the REAL videos to demonstrate it was actually a military operation to promote prostitution and register illegal voters in Pakistan.

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Don't Believe College Professors

As demonstrated, college professors are dangerous to society. All you have to do is piece together what they say in a creative way.

I'm SO pleased that I can get such wonderful publicity thanks to my creative genius.

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Long-Form Birth Certificate Means NOTHING

I want to see the placenta.

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Beck Threw Me Under The Bus!

Waaaaah Waaaaaah Waaaaah

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