This Is Why I Hate Soros And Media Matters

Bunch of nit-pickers

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Can you tell I'm outraged?

P.s. Can anybody get me a video of a pig in a ford, maybe performing sex acts?

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I Hate

I hate George Soros.
I hate Media Matters.

I hate anybody and anything that doesn't love me.

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Things I Love

moi

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Things I Hate

I hate lots of things but these are things I REALLY hate:

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I Can See Those Alaska Radio Stations From My House

I KNOW those Alaska radio stations are anxious to defame good Joe Miller.

If they refuse to admit their nefariousness, I just may have to edit a video about them.

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I OWN ABC

Yeah.
Me.
Mr. Celebrity.

Whine.
Cry.
Moan.
Tough shit, bitches.

ME: New media celebrity.

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Looks Like ABC Has Wised Up

They know it's better for ratings if you speak to the right.

And they know that when you want to speak to the right you have to have a BIG time right voice to do that.

Especially on election night.

Welcome to the fold, ABC.
Mr. Koch will be calling after the election about buying air time.
Or maybe the whole thing.

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I Condemn The Guy Who Stomped

Now if he'd had a video camera and pretend hooker with him, and if he could have recorded everything EXCEPT the stomping part, that woulda been good and I could have used it on my site. But now I can't use it because of the stomping. It's too late for me to edit that out because it's already been circulated.

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I'm Calling The NAACP

To DEMAND they look into this Juan Williams thing.

If they don't, I'm sending a pimp and a hooker over there with a video cam.

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I Am SOOOOO Pleased With James O'Keefe!

He brought down ACORN!
A conservative hero!

I was so elated that I gave him a blowjob.
Two.
(One for the road.)

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I Changed My Mind

I now LOVE Variety.




(But I reserve the right to take this back.)

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There's Only One Reason Anita Hill Testified Against Clarence

He's not a liberal.

Everybody knows black women do not testify against liberals.

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Damned Unions

They ALWAYS get in fights.

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Black Panther Voter Intimidation MUST Stop

Really.
I'm concerned about the rights of black voters.
Trust me.

P.s. White Panther meeting tonight at 8 p.m. My house.

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Juan Juas Framed

I used to think Juan Williams was just another radical left wing crybaby Liberal.

Now he's one of US and I (heart) the guy.

Juan, baby, I know how it feels to be scorned.

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This Country NEEDS Tough Guys

Yeah.
Guys who beat up their wives and mistresses would have NO qualms about waterboarding terrorists or at least slapping the shit out of them.

THIS guy would be a good president. Primarily because he's a Republican but also because he KNOWS how to beat the shit out of people.

That's what America needs.
"Walk softly then choke the shit out of them."

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I HATE THIS VIDEO

What are they trying to do: Expose Us???

Well, those of us who don't care just won't care.

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Maybe O'Keefe Can 'Splain It To Me

I know I'll look like an absolute ASS if I don't say something.
(Of course, I look like an absolute ass when I DO say something.)

So I'll say this:
'Splain it to me, okay, O'Keefe?
You bought the boat with your ACORN video sales and speaking circuit fees, right?
And you were just gonna invite some people over to show it off, right?

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CNN Is Lying

O'Keefe was framed.

He should do an expose' video about CNN.

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STRONG conservative women!

Yes, indeed.
We got strong women (and hottt babes) in the right wing.

Nevermind that they're fucking crazy.
They're hottt.
So men will vote for them.

Strong liberal wimmen?
Pelosi? Boxer? Clinton?
They are not hottt.
I rest my case.

Now go watch this motivational and inspirational film.
(Not prepared by racists, btw) but by freedom-loving billionaire-financed patriots)

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EVERYTHING I disagree with is racist

Yes, racist!
Liberals are racist.
Democrats are racist.
Obama is racist.

WE are not racist.
No!
They PROVOKE the racism in us.
It's all the fault of the liberals.




And I still think Shirley Sherrod is racist.
Forget that stuff she said about getting past racism.
That was itself a racist remark.

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Dontcha Hate Chuck Todd?

He's so much more handsome than me.

Bastard.

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Unions Hiring Non-Union Labor!

Yes, it's reprehensible.
Unions.
Hiring non-union labor to picket for them.

Much better to belong to a political party which HATES unions and hires all of its picketers from a non-union source, like AFP and Freedom Works.

One must remain true to one's beliefs.

Unless, of course, those beliefs become inconvenient.

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Tapes tapes tapes

I love it when I can post tapes exposing the corrupt left wing.

Here's one about a demented left wing radical who obviously had an incestuous relationship with a sheep. Liberals! Doing it with sheep!

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Silly Dem Gets Caught Asking For Money

Another corrupt politician exposed.

She should be smart, like Boner, and have weekly meetings where everybody brings the cash.

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THIS is not funny

If anybody knows who's responsible for this, I'd like to know

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The Homophobic Racist Media Is At It Again

The media is again making up stuff about racism and homophobia.

Don't believe that bunch of queers.

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Avatar? Ha! It Was Global Pollution!

We all know it was simply a script recycled from "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington". Or maybe it was "Men in Black". I'm not sure. I hate movies because so many of them have happy endings and we all know that life is full of unhappy endings. Especially if a Republican loses an election to a Democrat.

But I digress.

Cameron: Save the planet and burn your cameras and film.

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Ignore That Florida Preacher

He's getting too much press.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
I am the anti-mosque King.

All hail the king.

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Ground Zero Mosque Is Un-American

If our founding fathers had intended allowing mosques to exist in the United States, THEY WOULD HAVE SAID SO.

I didn't hear them say a damned thing about mosques.

So there.

I'm right again.

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Why We Should Hate Muslims

Sheets are made of muslin.
That's only one letter different from "Muslim".

Do we want SHEETS trying to rule this country???

I rest my case.

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Oh Yeah? Well LET Her Sue

So she wants to sue?

Fine.

I'll get a video of the trial and edit it.

Then Faux News will broadcast it.

We'll show her.

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Hey, Johnny Baby, F/F!

I really luv ya, man.

And I promise you I won't forget this the next time I open my checkbook.
Friends takin' care of friends.

Yeah, Johnny baby, that's what life's all about.

Well, that and "English only".
Well, that and "white supremacy".
Well, that and "free market".
Well, that and "trickle-down".
Well, that and "tax cuts".
...and maybe some other stuff too.

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THIS IS NOT FAIR

I CAN DO THIS.

THEY CAN'T.

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Everybody's Apologizing

But why apologize if you start a brouhaha based on lies.
Why apologize for an intentional lie?
Nah, you gotta be strong.
Strong, obsessive and vindictive: A winning combination.

...and it gets you lots of attention (did I mention "egocentric"?).

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Tebag Maddow Before She Teabags You

Teabagged Enough Already
Taxed Enough Already
WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE JUST BORROW LIKE HELL INSTEAD OF COLLECTING TAXES?
(If it worked for Dubya it should be good enough for Obama)

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Willie Nelson Supports Racists

I can see I'm gonna have to look for a Willie Nelson video I can edit and pass on to Faux News.

Why is he speaking well of racists?

"On the road again"...now that sounds like a racist socialist song, doesn't it?

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Racist Nursing Aide

WHAT is she complaining about?
If she doesn't have to take care of white patients that means less work for her, right? She is totally out of bounds in claiming racism. It's based on a WHITE woman's wishes, after all.

A nursing home in Indianapolis violated antidiscrimination laws by complying with a resident's request to have no interaction with black aides, the 7th Circuit ruled.

Brenda Chaney, a black nursing aide at the Plainfield Healthcare Center, accused her former employer of violating Title VII of the Civil Rights Act by acquiescing when Marjorie Latshaw asked for white nursing aides only.

Chaney said the nursing home put "Prefers No Black [nursing aids]" on its daily assignment sheet, barring black assistants from helping Latshaw or even entering her room.

The story

["Brenda Chaney"? I wonder if she's related to ole no-pulse Dick?]

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THIS woman is a racist!

She uses the word "white" AND SHE IS NOT WHITE.

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What The Hell Does Smith Mean?

Didn't trust the source????

C'mon, man, we're all in this thing together.
Not-So-Bright Bart posts the videos, you report on it and play them.
That's the way it works.
Don't believe me?
Ask Rupert.

Racist Remarks That Got Us In This Mess

We wouldn't have any race problems or racism if THIS guy hadn't gone around whining, stirring up dissatisfaction.

Dedicated To The Guy Who Thinks He's a Bright Bart

Politics is nasty.
Political bloggers of the right tilt are nasty, obnoxious and prone to lying.

One of those calls himself Bright Bart.

But many of us know he's not so bright.

And we all know what rhymes with "bart".