Why We Should Hate Muslims

Sheets are made of muslin.
That's only one letter different from "Muslim".

Do we want SHEETS trying to rule this country???

I rest my case.

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Oh Yeah? Well LET Her Sue

So she wants to sue?

Fine.

I'll get a video of the trial and edit it.

Then Faux News will broadcast it.

We'll show her.

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Hey, Johnny Baby, F/F!

I really luv ya, man.

And I promise you I won't forget this the next time I open my checkbook.
Friends takin' care of friends.

Yeah, Johnny baby, that's what life's all about.

Well, that and "English only".
Well, that and "white supremacy".
Well, that and "free market".
Well, that and "trickle-down".
Well, that and "tax cuts".
...and maybe some other stuff too.

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THIS IS NOT FAIR

I CAN DO THIS.

THEY CAN'T.

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Everybody's Apologizing

But why apologize if you start a brouhaha based on lies.
Why apologize for an intentional lie?
Nah, you gotta be strong.
Strong, obsessive and vindictive: A winning combination.

...and it gets you lots of attention (did I mention "egocentric"?).

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Tebag Maddow Before She Teabags You

Teabagged Enough Already
Taxed Enough Already
WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE JUST BORROW LIKE HELL INSTEAD OF COLLECTING TAXES?
(If it worked for Dubya it should be good enough for Obama)

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Willie Nelson Supports Racists

I can see I'm gonna have to look for a Willie Nelson video I can edit and pass on to Faux News.

Why is he speaking well of racists?

"On the road again"...now that sounds like a racist socialist song, doesn't it?

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