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Sunday, October 31, 2010

I Can See Those Alaska Radio Stations From My House

I KNOW those Alaska radio stations are anxious to defame good Joe Miller.

If they refuse to admit their nefariousness, I just may have to edit a video about them.



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Saturday, October 30, 2010

I OWN ABC

Yeah.
Me.
Mr. Celebrity.

Whine.
Cry.
Moan.
Tough shit, bitches.

ME: New media celebrity.


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Friday, October 29, 2010

Looks Like ABC Has Wised Up

They know it's better for ratings if you speak to the right.

And they know that when you want to speak to the right you have to have a BIG time right voice to do that.

Especially on election night.

Welcome to the fold, ABC.
Mr. Koch will be calling after the election about buying air time.
Or maybe the whole thing.


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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I Condemn The Guy Who Stomped

Now if he'd had a video camera and pretend hooker with him, and if he could have recorded everything EXCEPT the stomping part, that woulda been good and I could have used it on my site. But now I can't use it because of the stomping. It's too late for me to edit that out because it's already been circulated.


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I'm Calling The NAACP

To DEMAND they look into this Juan Williams thing.

If they don't, I'm sending a pimp and a hooker over there with a video cam.




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Monday, October 25, 2010

I Am SOOOOO Pleased With James O'Keefe!

He brought down ACORN!
A conservative hero!

I was so elated that I gave him a blowjob.
Two.
(One for the road.)


"Dedicated to dim bulbs everywhere"

Saturday, October 23, 2010

I Changed My Mind

I now LOVE Variety.




(But I reserve the right to take this back.)



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