Silly Dem Gets Caught Asking For Money

Another corrupt politician exposed.

She should be smart, like Boner, and have weekly meetings where everybody brings the cash.

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THIS is not funny

If anybody knows who's responsible for this, I'd like to know

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The Homophobic Racist Media Is At It Again

The media is again making up stuff about racism and homophobia.

Don't believe that bunch of queers.

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Avatar? Ha! It Was Global Pollution!

We all know it was simply a script recycled from "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington". Or maybe it was "Men in Black". I'm not sure. I hate movies because so many of them have happy endings and we all know that life is full of unhappy endings. Especially if a Republican loses an election to a Democrat.

But I digress.

Cameron: Save the planet and burn your cameras and film.

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Ignore That Florida Preacher

He's getting too much press.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
I am the anti-mosque King.

All hail the king.

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Ground Zero Mosque Is Un-American

If our founding fathers had intended allowing mosques to exist in the United States, THEY WOULD HAVE SAID SO.

I didn't hear them say a damned thing about mosques.

So there.

I'm right again.

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Why We Should Hate Muslims

Sheets are made of muslin.
That's only one letter different from "Muslim".

Do we want SHEETS trying to rule this country???

I rest my case.

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