"Stop Raping People!"

How to look like an utter ass:

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Yeah, An Insurance Policy

Sure, YOU've probably never heard of using a dick pic as an insurance policy.

But maybe you never loved dick pics the way I do. Or maybe you don't think the way I do. You always gotta try to be one step ahead in the "screwing people" game.

And BTW, don't you think you owe an apology? I'm batting 1 for 4 now.

Update:
WTF! Did somebody leak my insurance policy pic?
Dirty rotten unethical bastards.

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Why the hell won't Joan Walsh apologize?

After all the rational debate we've had with her?

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See? He Apologized!

I am THE BEST!

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Weiner Weiner Weiner

Hey, I got LOTS of pics.
And if I don't have enough, I'll take some more.

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Okay, Okay, Maybe It WAS My Underwear

No, wait, I haven't had a boner like that for YEARS.

Couldn't have been mine.

Case closed.

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University of Missouri Lies

I don't care what the University of Missouri says, that video was NEVER "doctored". No medical professional ever came near it.

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Obama Edited The Videos

I have it on good authority that Obama has edited those bin Laden videos to fool us into believing his propaganda. James O'Keefe is undoubtedly now hard at work preparing the REAL videos to demonstrate it was actually a military operation to promote prostitution and register illegal voters in Pakistan.

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Don't Believe College Professors

As demonstrated, college professors are dangerous to society. All you have to do is piece together what they say in a creative way.

I'm SO pleased that I can get such wonderful publicity thanks to my creative genius.

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Long-Form Birth Certificate Means NOTHING

I want to see the placenta.

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Beck Threw Me Under The Bus!

Waaaaah Waaaaaah Waaaaah

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This Is Why I Hate Soros And Media Matters

Bunch of nit-pickers

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Pigford

Pigford

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Pigford

Pigford

Pigford

Pigford

Pigford

Pigford

Pigford

Can you tell I'm outraged?

P.s. Can anybody get me a video of a pig in a ford, maybe performing sex acts?

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I Hate

I hate George Soros.
I hate Media Matters.

I hate anybody and anything that doesn't love me.

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Things I Love

moi

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Things I Hate

I hate lots of things but these are things I REALLY hate:

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I Can See Those Alaska Radio Stations From My House

I KNOW those Alaska radio stations are anxious to defame good Joe Miller.

If they refuse to admit their nefariousness, I just may have to edit a video about them.

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I OWN ABC

Yeah.
Me.
Mr. Celebrity.

Whine.
Cry.
Moan.
Tough shit, bitches.

ME: New media celebrity.

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Looks Like ABC Has Wised Up

They know it's better for ratings if you speak to the right.

And they know that when you want to speak to the right you have to have a BIG time right voice to do that.

Especially on election night.

Welcome to the fold, ABC.
Mr. Koch will be calling after the election about buying air time.
Or maybe the whole thing.

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I Condemn The Guy Who Stomped

Now if he'd had a video camera and pretend hooker with him, and if he could have recorded everything EXCEPT the stomping part, that woulda been good and I could have used it on my site. But now I can't use it because of the stomping. It's too late for me to edit that out because it's already been circulated.

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